SlackthePlanet

My life as a computer slacker…

  • I’m fast approaching the last year of my 20’s. Feels…. anticlimactic. #
  • I know everybody is hyped up on buzz lately. I just don’t spend enough time in gmail’s web client to make it worth while. Neat idea though. #
  • @niennawolf Yeah, me too. The bigger problem is I get my gmail through a desktop client. I would see buzz maybe once a month. #
  • Man, that was MEAN. You got my hopes up for nothing. RT @DieLaughing: RIP Dick Cheney #
  • @TerryJaymes Very touching and oddly inspirational. I will def read your book once its published… Now, back to the dick jokes! #
  • When it all goes down… You’ll WISH you had this book! http://dailybooth.com/u/1ya0m #
  • Just sliced off a bit of skin from the top of my finger. Doesn’t really hurt but seeing a hunk of skin laying on the counter was kinda odd. #
  • @niennawolf American Idol is sooooo 05. The cool kids watch the dancing shows now. :P #
  • Watching old episodes of 24. I would totally vote for president palmer in real life. #
  • @niennawolf You’ve never seen 24? Its the most awesome show ever. Jack Bauer is the MAN! He could beat up Chuck Norris. #
  • @niennawolf no, no, no… You have to start from season 1 or you just wont get it. Go to fastpasstv.com #
  • @niennawolf Yep, its one of my fav places on the intertubez. #
  • Capitalism/Communism/Socialism all work in theory. Its just the people that eff it up. #
  • @LexandTerry I tried to get a hat an hour ago and it said sold out… #
  • @LexandTerry Sorry, I meant a beenie. I figured I was just too late #
  • @wilw Is your character going to be returning this season? #
  • Saw a shirt today, it read: You say “LOL” but sometimes I wonder… #
  • The Internet: All the piracy, none of the scurvy. #
  • Going back and watching old seasons of 24. I wonder if Jack will make it… #
  • My search-fu is strong. I rock google so hard it needs a cigarette and a nap when I’m done. #feelmypimphand #

  • Windows Phone 7 Series. WOW! Apple, needs to step up big time. Microsoft and Google are coming to the plate with some serious contenders. #
  • @TerryJaymes Any ETA on the Deathpussy gear? #
  • Be careful, it might just be Peter in disguise. You fall for that pretty easily RT @sarahBmorgan: Met a cute boy who looks like steve ott :) #
  • Glad I didn’t go to bed. Heater in my aquarium just shorted and started to burn… in the water. Unplugged but my house still smells. #
  • Heater has lifetime warranty, YAY! As long as I have the receipt and pay postage both ways, BOO! Postage is gonna be $26. New is $24. #
  • Its frikin freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth! #
  • Wait… What… Did Oprah really just try to wipe the birth mark from Drew Brees face? What is this… I don’t even… #
  • http://twitpic.com/1392bx - This crazy cat thinks he’s a dog. #
  • Tore up some chicken for my dogs and no matter how much I wash my hands I still smell like dead chicken flesh. :( #vegetariannightmare #
  • I am now half way into my case of Mexican Cokes. I realized now that I just can’t go back to those crappy US made sodas. Viva la Mexico! #
  • Oh, and RE: my last tweet… If anyone in north Florida knows where to get Mexican Pepsi or Dublin Dr. Pepper, hook a brotha up! #
  • I went to sleep as the sun was rising and woke up when it was setting. Anyone have any holy water? I need to check something real quick. #
  • @TerryJaymes I have to tell you, I hate the Deathpussy but that beenie is Awesome! #
  • @niennawolf I have many hobbies, most of them just make me look goofy. Oh, well… thats the price I pay for being as awesome as I am. #
  • @niennawolf It looks great in the morning. I just can’t maintain it all day. That probably leads to a very bad joke. Forget I said anything. #
  • @sarahlane Snitches get stitches! #
  • “Tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t f#*king scared of him. ” Great line for all us veggies. #
  • Forgot I had no cloths for work so now I have to stay up and wait for the laundry. What a bummer. #
  • Hibernating through the rest of winter sounds good to me! http://dailybooth.com/u/1uh0m #

Welcome to my site, my name is 2toad. I'm a slacker of the highest order and computer geek with an opinion about everything. Take a look around and leave a comment or two. Enjoy!