- OMG one tree hill why do I like you so much
# - I accidentally scraped my finger tips bloody against the ceiling. SERIOUSLY, don’t ask! #
- Off to bed, lots to do tomorrow. Early morning walk, buy dog food, maybe go to best buy, miss my wife, and continue cleaning the house. FUN! #
- http://twitpic.com/103om - Full frontal nudity #
- Time for our walk. Hope it doesn’t rain on us. #
- Have to buy dog food today or there will be a mutaniy #
- http://twitpic.com/1073e - Walking donkey #
- Just reserved 4 movies from redbox. At least I’ll have something to watch tonight #
- Argh! Stupid fail whale. #
- At my parents visiting. Good to get out of the house. I miss my best friend though. #
- What was I thinking. There is no way I can watch 4 movies by tomorrow #
- http://twitpic.com/10aaf - The farmer laughed at my dog #
Archive for the ‘Tweets’ Category
- The bed is a no go
Was told it was a full/queen frame. Turns out its a queen/king frame. I have a full mattress. I hate the floor. # - Cooking Tofurkey. Not really hungry but it goes bad in a few days. #
- This effing bed has taken up my whole day and I have nothing to show for it. #
- Just can’t bring myself to play World of Warcraft lately. If feels like such a waste of money not to play it though. #
- Getting ready to go walk my donkey. No that’s not “code” for anything. #
- Sham wow guy, you my friend are no billy maze. #
- Watching Dane Cook, much better stand up than actor. #
- I have not slept much in the last few days. I think I’m going to try for a nap. #
- Trying to nap was a HORRIBLE idea. It still hurts
# - I’m lonely and fat. I can’t do anything about the former but the latter is well within my control. Donkey is getting exercise this week. #
- Alright, now its on like donkey kong. Parents just bought me a new bed frame *yea* so now its time for 2toad vs bed part 2. I will win! #
- Huzah! I have beaten the beast. Now I can sleep off the floor like a person
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- Wallowing in my own personal hell, Come join me won’t you? Its ever so much fun. #
- Serenity and sci-fi channel FTW #
- Feeling a little better. Cleaned the bathroom and finally hung my cloths. So its been about a year since I last did either of those things. #
- Goodnight internet #
- Break out the leg warmers and head bands, fat man on a treadmill! I a maniac, maniac, on the floor! #
- Ok, instead of the treadmill I went out for a nature walk with one of my dogs. Such a pretty day. Now to get a shower and some lunch. #
- Left Lowes with lots of screws. The bed WILL be finished today or my name isn’t Inigo Montoya (you killed my father, prepare to die) #
- Shes gone. I feel so alone. This must be that depression thing people talk about. #
- Wife wants a divorce. She told me this afternoon and she is moving out tomorrow. Life SUCKS! #
- Wife was told this morning she will be laid off in 2 days
On her way home the car broke down
Bad luck FTMFL! #
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