- I have three boxes of brownie mix and no eggs or milk. OH CRUEL IRONY!… Or whatever this situation might be if not irony. #
- Going to watch “The Expendables” soon. I really hope Jason Statham and Jet Li make this movie bearable. #
- I REALLY need an Uninterruptible Power Supply. My computer just turned back on and said: “What the Eff was that!” #
- The Expendables is unintentionally hilarious. Its great seeing all these action guys. Arnold looks so soft now. Its awesome! #
- Playing “Words with Friends” and losing badly. http://dailybooth.com/u/4ldau #
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- Last tweet before bed. I love pickles but completely loathe cucumbers. How is that even possible? #
- When using voice control on my phone or computer I always say “thank you” when it does what I ask. Does that make me crazy or overly polite? #
- @ConanOBrien Yeah, what about this guy Cassius Clay wanting to be called Muhammad Ali? With a name like that he’ll never make it in boxing. #
- @TerryJaymes Now THAT is a guy you should get for your TJ Alive show! #
- I am a sucker for live music. ♫ http://blip.fm/~vgnfj #
- Don’t let go, I feel the music in you! ♫ http://blip.fm/~vgnnn #
- I just received the laziest spam ever. The subject read: “Would you like to increase your breast and/or penis size!” AND/OR???? #
- You’ll take his wood? How accommodating. RT @TerryJaymes: I’ll take it! RT @McMike79 Your new pic gives me wood. In a completely hetero way. #
- Been playing with the new google phone call option for a while. Me likey. Its still got a way to go to beat Skype though. #
- Just read that DNA tests show Hitler most likely had Jewish & African ancestors. There should def be a youtube Hitler vid about this one.
# - @TerryJaymes I love my iphone but I always feel like wearing those ear buds is the same as putting a “please rob me” sign on my back. #
- Hearing some pretty positive things about Virgin Mobile’s $40 unlimited 3g plan. I guess in a few months we’ll know if its REALLY unlimited. #
- Fixing a friends ipod touch. Why? Because apparently I am nice to a fault… and I get to play with their ipod for the weekend. #
- Color photos of every day life in Russia. Taken between 1909-1912. Its an amazing look into history. http://bit.ly/b9YfGl #
- @TerryJaymes This was inspirational to me. Leo Laporte, former tv/radio host who now runs his own podcast network. http://bit.ly/aSR7xF #
- If there was a total stranger and my iphone laying in front of a steam roller I would probably save my phone. Is that wrong? NAH! #
- 4gb video card with support for 6 monitors. If loving you is wrong I don’t wanna be right! http://bit.ly/c1BdCX #
- Most fun and amazing song I’ve heard in a long time. LOVE IT! ♫ http://blip.fm/~vc9vo #
- @levarburton I was wondering when it would be time for another LeWar. Coco vs Kunta! #
- @levarburton I like Coco. However, I throw my lot in with the man who has fought bigotry, illiteracy, pollution, and Romulans. #LeWar2 #
- Woo-hoo, I got retweeted by @levarburton. I guess its all down hill from here.
# - @lisslar Afraid I haven’t. I heard that Stephen Fry narrated the whole series and I was sold. #
- @lisslar I think the English accent sounds so much classier than the southern drawl I normally have to hear. Thanks for the recommendation. #
- @lisslar I’ll look them over. After Harry Potter I’m starting the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series read by Douglas Adams himself.
# - @ConanOBrien I still think you’re great but @levarburton taught kids to love reading. You taught them that bears masturbate. #LeWar2 #
- Yoooouuuuu, You got what I neeeeeeed. ♫ http://blip.fm/~v8ulw #
- One thing I like about my job? Getting to listen to audiobooks. Currently on the Harry Potter series, read by @stephenfry. So good! #
- Virgin Mobile to announce $40 unlimited 3g data tomorrow. If this is true then I would like to issue a preemptive “SUCK IT!” to Verizon. #
- Article on yahoo includes Power Glove, youtube power glove, youtube the wizard, wikipedia the wizard, wikipedia Fred Savage. Awww poor Fred. #
- Thanks to @TWIT and @Revision3 I no longer pine for the days of ZDTV/TechTV. #
- @sarahBmorgan Holy crap! That’s a HUGE dog. #
- Oh where, oh where, can my baby be? The lord took her away from me. ♫ http://blip.fm/~v76g1 #
- Its understood that Hollywood sells Californication. ♫ http://blip.fm/~v77cb #
- Spending my Sunday afternoon on Chat Roulette with the snake vs bird vid. Somebody needs to create a wang filter for this page. SERIOUSLY! #
- Time for the most glorious nap of all time. If I wake up before its officially tomorrow I will be very surprised. #
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