SlackthePlanet

How do I love me…let me count the ways.

Introduction: My name is Justin, aka twotoad or 2toad. I’ve gone by those two net handles since about 1997 and I see no reason to change now. I’m what some would call lazy but I prefer to think of myself as a slacker of the highest order. I work (a term best used loosely when referring to me) part time as a poker dealer and part time as a self employed computer technician. Both of my jobs barely add up to a twenty hour work week and that is just how I like it.

My life story: I was born at an early age and destined for great things. Unfortunately somewhere along the road I got lazy…and found internet prØn. Did you know there are naked ladies on the internet?!?! Anyway, when my vision came back I shaved my palms and set out in the world. I found I had a knack for whole “computer thing” so off I went to become the best damn college drop out I could be. I was very good at dropping out, in fact it was probably the only part of college I was good at. After that whole fiasco was done I went to work for a large computer company as a tech support agent. No I will not say their name but it sounds very similar to “Hell”. So now here I am years later, explaining my life on what is probably my 100th web page and thinking maybe, just maybe this will be the one I stick with.

Turn Ons: Nut Flushes, Internet PrØn, Time off, People who get me, Copyright infringement, Aquariums, DVDs, Wordpress plug-ins, RE4.

Turn Offs: Bananas, Unlocked bathroom doors, Hobbit feet on women, The cost of decent webhosting (I’m looking at you Netfirms), Bills in general, Bad beats, DRM, My southern accent, Dog farts.