SlackthePlanet

My life as a computer slacker…

Archive for July, 2010

  • @throwboy Neither was THE worst. That honor belongs to “Hitch”. #
  • For some reason I am reading every book I come across lately. This is seriously going to interfere with my WOW addiction. #
  • Co-worker told me that his new grand daughters name is Nevaeh… (heaven spelled backward). I couldn’t stop myself from laughing! #
  • Downloaded 125 ebooks… I think I may have gone over board a bit. #
  • @niennawolf A little bit of everything, all the anne rice books, harry potter, twilight, hitchhikers guide, tom clancy, etc. #
  • Watching Pineapple Express…. AGAIN! It has my favorite line from any movie. 1k internetz if you can guess what it is. #
  • “Did you know that when one handsome man compliments another, somewhere in the world a luxury style hot-tub is born?” - @oldspice AMAZING! #
  • My good karma: Climbing a VERY tall ladder, on uneven ground, with a 98lb girl as my only back up. Just to put a baby bird back in a nest. #
  • The gauntlet has been thrown! @oldspice has officially been challenged by @ohdoctah. May the manliest man win! http://youtu.be/o-IHk6FKyeg #
  • Hmmm… Apple press conference to be held Friday. I’m bet there will be no recall… but I do see free bumpers in our future. #
  • Must… put… down… iphone…. Time for dinner. Quick and easy or good for me? Why can’t it be both? #
  • You know what makes work tolerable? Putting in my earbuds and pretending I’m some where else. #
  • I’m a stealthy leopard, ready to pounce on FedEx delivery man. I will rip his throat out and enjoy the tender iphone inside. Too far??? #
  • @niennawolf That’s just crazy talk… why would I throw my phone across a room?!?!? Now a baby, those make a nice *splat* sound. #
  • THIS makes me happy…. JOYGASM! http://dailybooth.com/u/3pn7k #
  • OMG The screen is amazing. Now… Will I have service #
  • I can replicate the reception problem also. I don’t care its still awesome. But if AT&T is listening a free microcell would be nice. :) #
  • Playing around in the ibooks store. Found Winnie the Pooh is free… *6 year old me hits download* *29 year old me nods approvingly* #
  • All you Cleveland people that are pissed Lebron chose the Heat. Look at it realistically, Cleveland or Miami? You had no chance. Go Heat! #
  • @lexstaley THANK YOU! I have been looking for that song for months now. #
  • Some times you just want to tell people to “stop talkin that blah blah blah”. Yeah, I said it. :) #
  • I’ve been searching for this for months. It’s a beautiful song. Enjoy. ♫ http://blip.fm/~tb47i #
  • Blah blah blah. ♫ http://blip.fm/~tb4j7 #
  • EX coworker who stabbed me in the back repeatedly just called at 12am and wanted me to fix his computer over the phone for free. DOUCHE! #
  • I ended up telling him he could pay my rate (which for him is $120 an hour) or he could go Eff himself. God that felt good. #
  • My iphone is in Anchorage Alaska. QUICK, SOMEBODY GET IT A TINY COAT! #
  • @niennawolf I know, poor little guy all alone :( . I feel like a celeb adopting a little African AIDS baby. Only mine is much cooler. #
  • @DieLaughing So I guess that means my 3 O’clock appointment is canceled then? :) Get better soon man! #
  • @sarahBmorgan If his first zombie movie is anything other than Dawn of the Dead… you fail. #
  • My iphone is now in the loving and gentle hands of FedEx. It’ll be here late next week. #
  • @niennawolf Nah, but I think going from ShenZhen China to my door in less than a week is still pretty good time. #
  • @niennawolf If I had a video camera other than the phone itself I would film an unboxing. Or as I like to call it, the birth of my child. #
  • Stupid coworker took a mint 91 Nissan 300zx out for a joy ride. It returned with a blown coil and possibly cracked piston. #hesintrouble #
  • @niennawolf Yeah, I suppose but my webcam quality is like straight out of 1994. Maybe I’ll give it a try. #
  • Prego and Ragu… Why do they have to sound so similar. I bought Ragu when I really wanted Prego. #pastafail #
  • @niennawolf I suppose. I’m just so amped up over it. People at work think I’m an idiot for being excited for a “phone”. Ahhh, common people. #
  • Just my opinion but if @kingjames chooses Chicago he is just asking to be labeled a failure. He’s good, but he isn’t Jordan good. Go HEAT! #
  • Hey there Apple… Sooooo…. If you go ahead and ship out my phone, I promise to be your bestest friend in the world. #
  • I don’t give a flip about football but I really like basketball and waiting for Lebrons decision is driving me crazy. GO HEAT! #
  • Lebron, I’m happy for you, and imma let you finish. But Jordan was the best player of all time! #kanyewestmoment #
  • YES! MIAMI GETS HIM! D. Wade, Lebron, and Bosh! I would like to offically congratulate the Heat on their 2011 Championship. :) GO HEAT! #
  • Ok, no more basketball tweets tonight. I promise. Happy Justin is happy. #
  • @TerryJaymes Whats the matter? Couldn’t afford seats right under the umps crotch? #
  • “The U.S. Constitution guarantees freedoms of religion, which also means it guarantees freedoms FROM religion.” #

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