SlackthePlanet

My life as a computer slacker…

  • OMG I’m browsing pedobearstore.com and it has so many shirts I want. Pedofiles, not funny. Bears, not funny. Pedobears? HILARIOUS! #
  • When trying to explain the history of Christmas, people listen intently. Until you mention Pagans and a spring birth. Then you’re crazy! #
  • Friends, in this holy season do not forget to praise our lord: Raptor Jesus. Remember… He went extinct for your sins! http://bit.ly/8xDnht #
  • It’s official, I have lost weight. Jumped out of a lifted truck an my pants fell down. THAT could have been humiliating :) #

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Welcome to my site, my name is 2toad. I'm a slacker of the highest order and computer geek with an opinion about everything. Take a look around and leave a comment or two. Enjoy!