- @annamammal Why not embrace the madness? You’re never alone as long as you have the voices in your head. #
- Stand back everyone! I’m going to make this ice cream disappear. It’s a secret known only to myself and a few Tibetan Lamas. #
- COWORKER: Your joke was in bad taste. ME: Come on, if we can’t laugh at dead baby jokes the terrorists have already won. COWORKER: o-0 #
- That’s all for tonight. I’m just going to pack up my Pokemon and head for bed. RAPID EYE MOVEMENT, I CHOOSE YOU! #
- @niennawolf yeah, it looks pretty good for a family car. Kind of expensive though. Are you guys still looking? What happened to Eia? #
- My latest out of context: “Whats the best way to get gobs of Vasoline out of a crack?” #
- One of my coworkers just asked me for a gas can and a lighter. This will not end well…. but it may be funny. #
- I simply refuse to believe that every 60 seconds someone makes the switch to tempurpedic! #
- @ijustine You should think about getting a pandadoodle puppy. http://bit.ly/28tOkS #
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