SlackthePlanet

• @niennawolf wow, that’s rough. Well I guess if you need to get a newer car you at least have two for trade in now. #
• Redneck neighbor: I hate to interrupt your busy schedule of crystal meth addiction and racism but please stop cruising my yard for deer. #

• @annamammal Why not embrace the madness? You’re never alone as long as you have the voices in your head. #
• Stand back everyone! I’m going to make this ice cream disappear. It’s a secret known only to myself and a few Tibetan Lamas. #
• COWORKER: Your joke was in bad taste. ME: Come on, if we can’t laugh at dead baby jokes the terrorists have already won. COWORKER: o-0 #
• That’s all for tonight. I’m just going to pack up my Pokemon and head for bed. RAPID EYE MOVEMENT, I CHOOSE YOU! #
• @niennawolf yeah, it looks pretty good for a family car. Kind of expensive though. Are you guys still looking? What happened to Eia? #
• My latest out of context: “Whats the best way to get gobs of Vasoline out of a crack?” #
• One of my coworkers just asked me for a gas can and a lighter. This will not end well…. but it may be funny. #
• I simply refuse to believe that every 60 seconds someone makes the switch to tempurpedic! #
• @ijustine You should think about getting a pandadoodle puppy. http://bit.ly/28tOkS #

• Listen to some very awesome Beatles mash up music videos on Youtube. Will post them to my blog soon. #
• @niennawolf Hey loser, what ya been up to? #
• “Father mckenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear” Such a great song. #

• @heyitsRachel By that logic someone in phone customer service should know how to speak clearly… Obviously companies fail at logic. #
• “Arkansas: Where even being pregnant won’t stop you from getting pregnant.” - Seth Meyers #
• Oh man, I JUST woke up. My days already half over and I’ve just barely opened my eyes. #

I love mash up music. Taking two great songs and mashing them together, what could be better than that? Okay, maybe a puppy/kitten combo but that’s it. Here are two of my favorites so far. First is the Beatles “Come Together” mixed with Nine Inch Nails “Closer”. It’s odd how well they work together considering how different they are.

The next is the best. Its a combination of the Beatles “Eleanor Rigby” and Green Day’s “Brain Stew”.

• @zanesavage NO NO…. I’m not falling for that trick!….. again. #
• Oh man, my ennui is acting up again. Quick, some one do something interesting! #
• Awww crap, I didn’t realize I had uploaded more than 200 images to flickr. Now my old ones don’t show up. I guess I should go “pro” one day. #

• I’m going to just say it. Anyone who puts a lift kit on their vehicle should be sterilized and or shot in the head execution style. #
• @niennawolf fine, you can take their money after I kill them. Better? As long as they die I’m good with it. #
• http://twitpic.com/j3j79 - New sneakers for my car! #

• RT: @ijustine: “omg there is a flying robot in here!!!” - Quick, kill it before it finds the allspark! #
• Boss saw me talking on the phone so he decided I should pressure wash. I just got done and it feels like my skin is cooking. #
• @TerryJaymes My morning: “Why does Eddie Vedder sound like a douche?… Oh, its Scott Stapp…carry on.” Gabrielstinkinfinger to you. #

• Here you go. http://bit.ly/EwLY #
• oops, that last one was supposed to be @niennawolf oh well, the rest of the twitterverse can get pebbles too if they like. #
• @niennawolf uh ok, hold on. Red: http://bit.ly/4c8cv #
• @niennawolf Clear http://bit.ly/WsdPj #
• @niennawolf Black http://bit.ly/V1G8U #
• Ugh, trying to watch Jennifers Body and my connection is being a slow poke. No, I am not downloading so get off my back MPAA! #
• @niennawolf well sure, you can get the much cheaper if you just make them yourself. Sand, coloring, and a really hot fire is all you need #
• So far Jennifer’s Body is pretty meh… Its been done before but better. Also kinda dislike Megan Fox so…. really hope she dies at the end #
• I know it sounds stupid but Jay-Z’s Empire State Of Mind really makes me want to see New York one day. Never really had the urge before. #

• Just woke up from a decent nap to find several shows recording on my DVR. I love the future. Its so now. #
• Man I really want a good breakfast today. Being broke sucks. #
• @niennawolf myspace?….is that even a thing anymore? Just kidding, I know some people like it. But IMO… twitter > * #
• Gmail, Calendar, and contacts now fully supported with exchange for iphone. Yea! Google, you rock in so many ways. #
• @niennawolf gravel??? #
• @niennawolf uh, glass rocks… Why do you need to know? It’s such a random thing to ask. #
• @niennawolf do you mean these? http://bit.ly/16Swvw #