SlackthePlanet

• @heyitsRachel shanking would be too fast I’d rather strap them to a chair and torture them devils rejects style. God I hate mornings. #

• Have to see an advisor before I can register for class. They are all booked up for the first two weeks of registration. Ugh… #
• Everyone go listen to the song Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman NOW! It’s so full of epic awesomeness that I smile every time it plays. #
• Just cooked some cheesy lasagna and I think I actually did a homer drool. #

• Ha, Colbert has the best lines: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…or I will f**k you up.” #
• Have to remember to set up an appointment with an adviser this week. Why so much bureaucracy just to take a few classes? *sigh* #
• @ijustine http://twitpic.com/8pmpo - and then you put them into a jello shot?!?! #
• About to update my iPhone firmware… I can’t believe I held out this long. #

• RT @BrentSpiner: Clearly, you didn’t see “Material Girls.” -Lucky for your career I don’t think any one did. #
• To the rednecks who broke beer bottles in front of my yard: <Insert witty comment of your choosing> then go die in a fire or something. #
• Some one said I reminded them of the guy from Iron Man. I was wearing my robotic exo-suit. That must have been it. Stupid laundry day. #
• @kissmecait Sounds like you were watching one tree hill last night. You get two internetz for good taste. Don’t spend them all in one place. #

• Listening to Thriller, morning the black man that died in the late 80’s…not the white woman that took his place in the 90’s. #
• So far the most interesting information about the Iran situation has come from The Daily Show. Seriously CNN/MSNBC/Faux, EPIC FAIL! #

• Found a clean pair of socks. This means I can put off doing laundry for one more day. #GreatSuccess #
• Wow, CNN was/is slow on the Michael Jackson story. Anybody else remember when CNN used to be THE place for news? Now I rely on twitter. #
• RT @DieLaughing: Keith Richards found hugging Jackson’s dead body in the morgue while screaming “TAKE ME WITH YOU! TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT!” #
• I think Farrah Fawcett’s ghost is probably pretty pissed. Michael Jackson totally stole her thunder. #

• Watching The Best of Both Worlds Part 1&2. I remember seeing it the first time it aired and thinking “WOW! So good!”. It still holds up. #
• Did not have my dogs surgery today. Just not sure about risking an operation for something not life threatening. #
• Wonder if the clerics in Iran who control everything remember how they came to power in the first place. Revolution goes both ways guys. #

• Tried the tweetdeck app for iPhone. Just not impressed. I’m sticking with twitterfon for now. #
• Truck caught on fire at work today. It was awesome! #

Last week was the official start of this years season of “So You Think You Can Dance”. The first episode was amazing. Some of the dancers are truly gifted but as with every season it really is a showcase of the choreography. This week was surprising because it was the first week and there were two really stand out performances. The first was my personal favorite. Jason and Caitlin danced a BollyWood number to the song Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire. Take a look:

Now most would say that the salsa dance at the end was the next best. Maybe it was, maybe I’m just a softy for Richard Marx songs and contemporary dance but I just kept replaying the routine by Ade and Melissa. Here it is:

Finally while I was shuffling through youtube I stumbled across one of my favorite performances of all time. Bryan Gaynor from Kennesaw GA. If you ever read this I just want you to know that I think you are an amazing talent. Here he is auditioning:

Yep, I think this year they should officially rename the show to: “Dancing with the Stars can SUCK IT!” On second thought Disney would probably take them to court and it would be a big mess. I will certainly be watching this season.

• Asked some one at work what they thought I would look like if I let my beard grow. Boss walking by briskly yells out: “Unemployed!” #