- @chrispirillo #Communifart: To communicate thoughts & feelings through flatulence. Like alphabet burping, with a risk of soiled pants. #
- I woke up at 9am today…and promptly went back to sleep for another 4 hours. It was glorious. I love sleepy Sundays. #
- Friend wanted to sell me a 55gal tank CHEAP. I had to say no because I need tires & stuff. Now all I can think about is a new aquarium. #
Archive for May, 2009
- Donkey just dutch ovened himself. Better him than me. #
- Monster Quest: FAIL! They actually said jellyfish “attack” people. They don’t attack anything! History Channel, you should cancel this show. #
- Having two days off means I can’t fall to sleep at my normal time. The morning is going to suck. #
- I love a good rain. Everything smells fresh and new. #
- Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. -Ida Scott Taylor #
- There are thing that are known and things that are unknown, and inbetween, there are doors. -William Blake #
- There are things that are known and things that are unknown, and inbetween, there are doors. -William Blake #
- “I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.”
Sorry, I just watched anchorman and I’m still laughing. #
- Having two days off means I can’t fall to sleep at my normal time. The morning is going to suck. #
- I love a good rain. Everything smells fresh and new. #
- Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. -Ida Scott Taylor #
- There are thing that are known and things that are unknown, and inbetween, there are doors. -William Blake #
- There are things that are known and things that are unknown, and inbetween, there are doors. -William Blake #
- “I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.” Sorry, I just watched anchorman and I’m still laughing. #
- A doe has been coming into my yard for the past few nights and munching on my foliage. I don’t mind. We’re all vegetarians around here. #
- Just realized I haven’t check my email in about a month. Without the mail2web free exchange server pushing mail to me I forgot about it. #
- Finally got around to watching the 24 finale. That was the worst ending ever. Don’t they know Jack is supposed to run away at the end. #
- Terminator Salvation: Big fat MEH… They should have just stopped at 2. #
- Watching discovery channel and saw the first 5 minutes of “pitchmen”. I feel dirty now…I guess I’d better break out the OxyClean. #
- My fortune cookie, front: “This is all the time there is”. Chinese lesson on back: “See a doctor.” Save me baby Jebus! #
- I used to feel indifferent to this job. Now I actively dislike it and the people that I have to answer to. Time to look for another McJob #
- Poor Donkey is skin and bones. He doesn’t eat much at all anymore.
Maybe I should make him some chicken and rice or something. #
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