SlackthePlanet

Just a short little instructional video about how this mess all got started. Very informative.

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

• My oldest dog has problems walking lately. I carry him up and down the steps every time. Hope he has another year, starting to doubt it. #

• I am not “Goal Oriented.” I like drifting. If its good enough for a box jelly fish then its good enough for me. #
• @zanesavage That’s it. turn in your man-card right now! #
• So I google my name. First result: some guys myspace page. -25 internets…but the song he has playing is “Jizz in my Pants” +5000 internets #
• Off to bed now. “That’s where I’m a wizard!” #
• http://twitpic.com/30ar7 - Help! The beds eating me! #
• Two rednecks in a P.O.S. Chevy truck just tried to run me off the road. ON PURPOSE! Jokes on you a-holes. I called the cops. SUCK IT! #

• Wow fox is on a roll. First derek reese and now kutner. Bad week to be supporting cast on a fox show. #
• Playing on a private WOW server is pretty nice. The random restarts kinda suck but the benefits far out way the negatives. #
• About to watch the new Underworld movie. I didn’t like the first one, hated the second…maybe 3rd times the charm. #
• Kutner died really fast. Tell the truth @Kal_Penn, you pissed off one of the writers didn’t you? The whole episode seemed very last minute. #
• I got up early today and I still can’t get to bed before 4am. The really bad thing is I have stuff to do in the morning. #
• When I hear chocolate rain it makes me think of Shaft. Why? Because he’s one bad mother-SHUTYOMOUTH! I’m talkin bout Shaft…I can dig it. #
• @BrentSpiner First it was “I am programed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring.” Now Live from Uranus? Natural progression. #
• OMG @Kal_Penn was hired by the the white house. No wonder he left the show so quickly. Good going man, even though I will miss Kutner #

• @wilw go crazy?… #
• Why in the he double hockey sticks is it hotter at 10pm than it was all day long…Stupid global warming, you go squish now! #
• This baby seal walks into a club. *rimshot* #
• Grocery store doesn’t carry my dogs favorite food anymore. Had to switch to other stuff and now they have upset tummies and HORRIBLE gas. #
• Just watched show about Madoff. Why didn’t he put his money in protected off shore accts and then flee the country? That’s what I’d do. #

• Two armadillos are making sexy time outside my window. The dogs and cats are watching them and giggling…They are soooo immature. #
• For some reason watching the numa numa guy makes me happy. I’m easy. #
• My dogs are having a lazy Sunday. I can’t throw a cat without hitting a sleeping dog. I, on the other hand am going stir crazy. #

• Ugh, The free exchange server I’ve been using for over a year is now going to start charging. Might be time to set-up my own… #
• I hate my power company. They keep rejecting my online payment and it’s too late to get there in person. They make me so emo. #

• About to watch “I Love You, Man.” I fully expect this movie to bring the lulz. #

So let me break it down to you internet forum style.

1. Make youtube clip lip syncing to random song.

2. Watch video spread like crabs at sleep away camp.

3. Wait for some mainstream company (lookin at you Geico) to embrace the tubez

4. ???

5. Profit!

Anyway, congrats Numa Numa Guy. You have made the transition from simple internet meme to full fledged corporate mascot. Say hi to the cave men for me.

Original:

Corporate lackey version:

Spent the last half of the day watching my Family Guy DVDs. So I thought why not share my all time favorite Family Guy moments with the internet. God Bless you Seth McFarlane.