SlackthePlanet

• Bought a new iphone today. Just couldn’t resist getting a brand new iphone for $150…Now I just have to sell the old one #
• restoring iphone…going on 1 hour now…my v1 never took this long. whats the deal apple? #
• I didn’t know Trevor Moore wrote “Miss March.” Now I have to see it. #
• I know limp bizkit isn’t the most “intelligent” band out there. But, if you want to wallow in your anger then 3 dollar bill y’all will help. #
• Last.fm is not scrobbling my music for some reason…it makes me cry internet tears. #
• Just realized that to be able to get up at 4:30am for my new job I will have to go to bed at 8:30pm…Urge to kill rising RISING! #

• I want to eat something, but I don’t want to cook. The only thing I have that doesn’t have to be cooked is ice cream…this can’t end well. #
• Trying to decided if I should go ahead and upgrade to the iphone 3g and sell the v1 while it still has value. Any opinions? #
• Note to self: If you ever get an iguana the name must be JubJub. That is all. #
• Just gave my cat his first bowl of milk ever…I think he’s pissed he was never told how good it was. #

• @levarburton In LeWar does anyone ever truly win?…Oh yeah, I guess you did! VIVA #LEWAR ! #
• Cant…. stop…. playing…. Zombie Attack. I need this game on the computer. #
• Ok, going to watch 24 and then head off to bed. Maybe I’ll actually fall asleep before 4am this time. #

• @levarburton has battled against romulans, childhood illiteracy, slavery and smoking. @michaelianblack your #LeWar was lost before it began. #

• One of my dogs farted so badly, the other dogs and I had to clear out. We will wait a bit and send the cat in first. God speed little cat! #
• @ijustine http://twitpic.com/1nvih - http://twitpic.com/1nvth #deskrightnow #
• @heyitsRachel uh, I think those were coupons for jack in the box tacos. #
• The person who provided the voice for the netfirms automated phone system makes me feel very stabby. #

• Watching scrubs online…I had all the seasons on dvd but sold them for some silly reason. At least the intertube has my back. #
• Am I the only one that doesn’t care about the Oscars? #
• Megavideo wants me to sign-up for an account…uh, nope! #
• Is it wrong that I stopped liking hulu the moment they started advertising on tv? I will say that Alec Baldwin rocks that commercial though. #
• About to try VoxOx for the first time. Anybody out there tried it? Better or worse than skype? #
• Well, I WAS going to review VoxOx, but their sign-up page is not working and twice the program froze up. Skype, I think you are safe. #
• Why can’t I fall asleep? I’ve been laying in bed for hours now. I’m about to just give up. #
• BestBuy RewardZone customers can get $50-$100 off Iphone 3g this week. Anyone else thinking about upgrading their V1? #
• @davidrisley I don’t know why but that made me LMAO…Thanks for starting my day right #
• To all the people on @secrettweet that want to run off and leave their family and kids behind. I’m sure they would be better off without you #

• Yum…Lentil Soup, mashed potatoes and gravy, and lima beans. #
• @davidrisley for the record, there is no such thing as “unnecessarily hot” #
• waiting for DNS servers to update…blah! #
• @chrispirillo I was with you up until Eyes Wide Shut….Really?…No, I mean seriously! #
• @milesmarshall I like House. But remember, its never lupus! http://www.itsnotlup.us/ #
• Going out on a fix-it call, check you latter tweeple. #

• @wilw anybody want a peanut? #
• I have 7 applications open across three 20in screens, and I still don’t have enough space. I should have done three 30in screens instead. #
• Finally finished moving my site to another server. Hopefully nothing got left behind. Now it is definitely time for sleep. Goodnight tweeple #

I’m writing this at 3am and I have just finished moving this site to a new server. Its taken almost two hours to get everything finished but I think its almost done. If you notice anything isn’t quite right with my page please let me know. The quickest way to contact me is through twitter. Thanks for visiting.

I don’t think its a secret but, I’m terrified of the dentist. Dentists and scorpions, two spieces that should be wiped from the face of the earth. I am a RABID anti-dentiete and proud of it. That all being said I think this kids trip to the dentist has produced some internet comic gold. He seems to be drunk as a skunk and god bless his father for recording his sons horrible ordeal so we can all laugh at it together. Now I present to you, a drunk 7 year old. Enjoy!